Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told
him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife
for s*x.
Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you
know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?'
Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now
has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey,
please... just one more time before I die?'
She says, 'Of course, dear.' And they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however,
worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to
4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think
we could....?'
At this point the wife rolls over and says, 'Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning... You don't.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
24 hours to live
AMAZING !
Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his anamorphic art on the pavements of
click on the photos to enlarge
Hard to believe that the little boy is standing flat on the pavement!
Did you spot tiny Julian Beever on the Top of the Bottle?
The 3D aspect to his work came much later while he was working in
'I decided to get into 3D after seeing the effect of tiles being removed from the street, and later trying to recreate the sense of depth in a drawing.'
People avoid the hole.
Everything is fake, even the hose and water!
'Once I realized you could make things go down, I realized you could make them appear to go up and I began experimenting.'
Make Poverty History - side view - 40 ft long
Make Poverty History - front view
How to start each day with a positive outlook
1. Open a new file on your Desktop.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD!
Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
Monday, September 22, 2008
Hillbilly Mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.'
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly witch he's runnin' around with.'
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